Some parenting rules exist because children are tiny chaos gremlins with sticky hands and zero respect for personal space. This We Don’t Lick People Sweatshirt features the funny phrase “We Don’t Lick People” with the smaller punchline “Lies Adults Tell Kids.”

This minimalist graphic sweatshirt is perfect for parents, teachers, daycare workers, babysitters, grandparents, preschool staff, moms, dads, and anyone who has ever had to say something wildly ridiculous to a child with a straight face. The clean text-based design keeps the joke bold, simple, and easy to read, making it great for casual wear, school pickup, teacher outfits, cozy weekends, family gatherings, and surviving toddler logic in public.

Great as a funny gift for new parents, moms, dads, teachers, childcare workers, preschool staff, and anyone raising kids with a sense of humor and possibly a half-finished cup of cold coffee nearby.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.