Show off your questionable productivity skills with this Multitasker T-Shirt, featuring the funny phrase “I Can Listen, Ignore, & Forget All at the Same Time.”

This sarcastic graphic tee is perfect for anyone who has mastered the fine art of looking busy while mentally leaving the conversation. The distressed white typography gives it a bold, worn-in graphic look that works great on black shirts, dark tees, hoodies, and casual merch.

Great for coworkers, dads, moms, Gen X humor fans, overthinkers, forgetful friends, office workers, remote workers, and anyone who can hear a full conversation and still retain absolutely none of it. A funny gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, office parties, retirement gifts, or everyday sarcasm.

Whether you’re listening, ignoring, forgetting, or somehow doing all three at once, this shirt handles the explanation so you don’t have to.
Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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